pillow talking

him: stay on the phone w/ me until i fall asleep okay babe?
me: okay
5 minutes later - *snores
me: hangs up*
him calling back: wtf babe, you said you’re gna stay on the phone
me: oh, i accidently hung up, sorry.
5 minutes later — *snores
me: hangs up*
him calling back: babe wtf? you said ..
me: omg okay shutup and fucking sleep already!!!!!!
him: you’re soooo mean, goooosh!!!!!